I just spent a lovely evening at Grace's house-this was the invite:
Grace Teshima

invites you to

"Conscience, Contortion Convergence"

A Collective Contemporary Exhibition

a selection of design, fashion, paintings and illustration

GAIL GOSSCHALK

ANNALY KEANE

ADRIAN MALLINSON

ALEC MORAN

ANTHONY YANNONE

vernissage

Saturday, 4 April 2009

18h- 21h30

cocktail RSVP

chez Grace

46, rue des Abbesses

PARIS 18ème

First door is open

Second doorcode: 10A06

Third floor

Metro: Abbesses (line 12) or Blanche (line 2)

Please RSVP for door codes: grace.teshima@gmail.com or 01 42 62 45 98

 

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And I had a great time

Appearances can be deceiving

One day a nun was standing on the side of the road waiting for a cab. A cab stopped and picked her up. During the ride she noticed that the driver was staring at her. When she asked him why, he said, "I want to ask you something, but I don't want to offend you." She said, "You can't offend me. I have been a nun long enough that I have heard just about everything." The cab driver then said, "Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun give me a blow job." She said, "Well, perhaps we can work something out under two conditions. You have to be single, and you have to be Catholic." Immediately the cab driver said, "Oh, yes! I'm single and I'm Catholic!" The nun said, "Okay, pull into that alley." The cab driver pulled into the alley and the nun went to work. Shortly afterwards, the cab driver started crying. The nun said, "My child, what's the matter?" He said tearfully, "Sister, I have sinned. I lied, I lied...I'm married and I'm Jewish!" The nun replied, "That's okay. My name's Bruce and I'm on my way to a costume party!"

" When the Gods above don't seem to hear the prayers you send them
If the rules are all against you, you must somehow learn to bend them"
From "the fools Opera" Lyrics by Mike Dineen, Music by Robin Bullock

Would you like to try any of these products?

Millions of Euros/dollars/notes were spent by corporations to come up with them

Hi All, in 1981 the Rock Group "The Stranglers" were already singing about the current British Prime Minister-Gordon Brown- How can this be possible? Were the seers, fortune tellers? please explain this enigma to a bewildered Irish exPat,
thanks,
Mike

Three italian nuns

Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven where they are met by St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. The first nun says, "I want-a to be Sophia Loren!" POOF!! She is gone. The second nun says, "I want-a to be Madonna!" POOF!! She is gone. The third nun says, "I want-a to be Sara Pipilini." St. Peter shakes his head and says, "I'm sorry, but that name is unfamiliar to me." The nun takes a newspaper out and hands it to him. He reads the paper and starts laughing, then hands it back to her and says, "No, sister. This paper says, 'Sahara Pipeline laid by 500 men in 7 days."

I in fact do have all the time in the world as I told myself while I was still quite young that I am immortal and I seem to be right so far. I would travel more, danse more, sing more, laugh more, write more, get published, get my musical produced & have even more fun, if I had the means, time is not what's lacking, it's funds

Computers are like Men
..........in order to get their attention, you have to turn them on
..........They're supposed to help you solve the problem, but half the time they are the problem
.........They have alot of data, but remain clueless
..........As soon as you commit to one, you realise you should have waited & got a better model
......... They hear what you say, but don't know what you mean.

Computers are like women
.......... Noone but the creator can understand their internal logic
..........The language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else
..........Even your smallest mistakes are stored in Longterm memory for Later retrieval.
......... As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.
..........You do the same thing for years & suddenly it's wrong

These are the people who elected GWB . thank God you elected OBAMA

Last Night My Friend Martin Lewis came by to take me to the theatre to see a play in English by Harold Pinter : "The Dumb Waiter" At the Théâtre de Nesle in the Latin Quarter in Paris. The play is a two hander and I had already worked with the two actors Nick Calderbank and Peter Hudson. It was directed by my Friend Judith Burnett ( affectionaletly known as my ex future wife) and After The Show We joined up with two friends of Judith who were visiting Paris & the seven of us went to Joe Allen's American Style restaurant for dinner. Judith's friends were Lissa and Paul from LA where Lissa works as a Cher impersonater and the wine & conversation flowed freely.

A cosmic celebration,

begins with the Birth

of our fabulous Planet Earth,

Aways perfection, this creation,

From the dawn of conception,

on to completion,

But watch out for pollution,

Find a solution

Go for celebration, not rejection