Millions of hours/dollars/euros of the taxpayers money have been spent on polls to reveal the startling, nay shocking  result that 3 out of 4 people actually make the decisions of 75% of the Nation's population

What is behind me and before me is not nearly as important as what is within,
Mike

Ladies, it's a little early but here's a gift for you for international women's day Gift ( now if, I were a woman that's how I would act

I loved learning new things from inspirational teachers- and making friends too and being sociable, among other things and I used to organise rowdy sing-songs on the bus home, much to the dismay of Jerry Noonan, the poor bus conductor.

Sports: Today the 100M world record has been shattered by a man who ran 102 M
Medical: Doctors are to conduct operations without anasthetics, but they will wear protective ear muffs instead

Future

See also: Risks to civilization, humans and planet Earth

The future of the planet is closely tied to that of the Sun. As a result of the steady accumulation of helium ash at the Sun's core, the star's total luminosity will slowly increase. The luminosity of the Sun will grow by 10 percent over the next 1.1 Gyr (1.1 billion years) and by 40

New Entrant in the Periodic Table

Research has led to the discovery of the heaviest element yet known to science. The new element, Governmentium (Gv), has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.

These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons. Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert; however, it can be detected, because it impedes every action with which it comes into contact.

A minute amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that would normally take less than a second to take from four days to four years to complete. Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2-6 years; it does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places.

In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes. This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as critical morass. When catalyzed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium, an element that radiates just as much energy as Governmentium since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons.

A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have.
-Thomas Jefferson

Andrew Sweeny, a member of Gaia as well as his lovely partner Amelia( who introduced me to Gaia )and this is what he says:Dear Friends...


Download new album here: http://web.mac.com/andrewsweeny/Andrew_Sweeny/abastanza.html

After a couple of years of recording and mixing I have finally made available nearly ALL of my songs and albums - 108 titles. The newest recordings are Ekstasis and Abastanza. There are can all be downloaded in zip format for free (with the exception of Montone, available at Traveling music or on itunes), or you can leave donation. These are approximations, fingers pointing at the moon, imperfect offerings. I have put them up to unburden myself of the past and so that I can feel free to explore new territory. I am conscious of their poverty of production and am encouraging any kind of collaboration, production or interpretation. Thank you and Enjoy!

Visit the site here for more music, blog etc: http://andrewsweeny.ca/

I leave you with this quote from a Hawaiian Shaman:

"I am sorry
Please Forgive me
Thank you
I love you"

When little Joey was at school, he didn't like drawing. One daw the school mistress watched him bent over his paper for ages, buzy with brushes & Paints. "Joey!" she said, "What are you painting, young man?" And Joey looked her in the eye and bravely said, "I'm painting the face of God!"

"But Joey!" admonished the strict teacher, "Nobody knows what the face of God looks like..." Untaken aback, Joey faced her and said, "in 5 MORE MINUTES , they'll know", and he continued his Masterpiece.

Love, hate, pope, aids, f***, sh**,  how about hope? (instead of fear)
PS the link takes you to a petition to sign on against the pope's feareful talk about condoms- it is the Avaaz.org site, please make your voice heard,
thanks,
Mike

God's survey

After having been commissioned by God to take a survey of how man was doing on Earth, St. Peter now stood before his boss ready to present his findings.

"Tell me, St. Peter, what have you found out?" God asked.

"I'm very sorry to have to tell you this, but the people are behaving in a sinful manner. There's drugs, alcohol, murders, you name it-a regular Sodom and Gomorra. But the worst is this new obsession with oral sex. According to my survey, 88% of the population is doing it. I'm afraid it has reached epidemic proportions."

"Hmmm," God said thoughtfully, "Do you have any recommendations as to what should be done to put an end to this sexual perversion?"

"I think we should send a message to everyone on Earth who engages in oral sex. The contents of that message should tell them exactly what will happen to them on Judgment Day if they do not stop this type of activity," replied St. Peter.

"That is an effective solution," God stated, "but I think that instead of punishing those who practice oral sex, we should reward those who refrain from it. Let's send a letter that's personally signed by me to each one of these good people."

And so they did.



Do you know what the letter said?



No?



Hmmm... So YOU didn't get the letter either, huh??